The Captain Docking This Boat Must Be Drunk…

This is the slowest, longest-running crash we have ever seen!

This vessel appears to be either under the command of a drunken captain, or is experiencing a catastrophic loss of control, including the steering and throttle manipulation. Whichever the case, as long as nobody is injured, it’s kind of entertaining to watch.

The wayward boat comes in relatively slow, but doesn’t seem to be able to stop or steer away from the dock, banging hard into the barrier, then proceeding on to plow into another vessel. The two boats collide with a thud, and despite being tied off, the impact is hard enough to break the ropes and set the second boat adrift in the bay. The out of control vessel then proceeds along the dock and wedges itself between a massive vessel and the shore, halting its process finally, four and a half minutes later!